Am I the only person who thought cats were girls and dogs were boys when I was little?


Sometimes I wanna ask people like hey would you wanna hang sometime? But then what if I come across creepy and they’re like “eh ew I guess” cause they feel bad and then what if when we hang it’s suuuper awkward like how do I get out of that what do I do how do you socialize?


arsonandtugboats:

ohmelissaoh:

dead. literally, dead.

I know I have reblogged this before but it is never not funny.

It saddens me that I’ve never seen this

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awesomephilia:

SHOUTOUT TO BEES BEING WILLING TO KILL THEMSELVES JUST TO INCONVENIENCE A HATER, THAT’S HARDCORE AS FUCK

That’s so metal

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imthedoctorbasicallyfun:

dionthesocialist:

Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

Yeah, I’ve noticed quite the spark between them. There’s even been a rumor going around that they’ve screwed.

"Ceiling’s sexual preference is lightbulb"

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I DID THIS LAST YEAR AND IM DOING IT AGAIN THIS YEAR

energly:

energly:

EVERYBODY THAT REBLOGS THIS WILL GET A SPECIAL CHRISTMAS MESSAGE IN THEIR ASK. TRUST ME. YOU WANT TO DO THIS. 

You little shits this got 47 notes last year

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concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

benedictomisha:

idontlikeyourcat:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

myfallendarkness:

artsyreader:

trenzamas:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

If you’re gonna miss Matt Smith raise your ha-

image

-RAISES BOTH HANDS, FEET, TOES, KNEES, MY WHOLE DAMN BODY-

*starts to levitate*

*not so casually ascends into the sky*

*fucking bumps into a blue ford anglia*

*Punches Metatron in the throat on the ascent*

*catches sherlock*

*high fives iron man*

*tells superman to suck it*

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They’re better in the freezer.

They’re better in the freezer.

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katy-the-platypus:

tickle-me-dalek:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

rock-salt-and-shotguns:

sith-in-a-tardis:

that-odd-ood:

thatpotterheadfreak:

that-odd-ood:

somethingaboutaredsweater:

I want a Matt Smith regeneration by drowning, no really, he should like ‘fall’ into water, wouldn’t it look so pretty all gold and glowing under the water?

How fitting if he drowns in a pond

OUT.

Or a river

STOP IT

bed of roses?

GO AWAY

at least it’ll be noble

FUCK OFF

Everyone on this site needs to stop.

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Worst feelings in the world

sheenathehyena:

datekougyous:

  • Failing a test you studied really hard for
  • Getting replaced in a friendship
  • Getting ignored 
  • Having something that you’re looking forward to, get cancelled
  • Having to fight back tears in front of people
  • Finding out that the person you like, likes someone else
  • Goodbyes
  • Showing your parents something you’re proud of only to get a disinterested reply

That last one always breaks my heart.

I’ve felt all of these things and I’m sad but happy that I’m not alone.

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